Sunday, March 31, 2019

Polar Opposite of Bloody Knee

My mom commented the other day that she cringes each time coming across the picture of my knee cap more or less dangling in blood from the recent Arkansas bike trip.  As any good son would do, you try to help out the greatest person in life, the one who created you. With that, to offset the bloody knee, I give you pictures of puppies. They are NOT my puppies. They are just pictures of puppies. 
Enjoy
Trail Head


Thursday, March 21, 2019

Razorback Ride - sometimes we fall...on very sharp rocks

The bike tour ventured south this past week with a fall count of three; fault blamed mostly on said A.D.D. rider seeing shiny objects in the peripherals and catching an errant rock bringing said rider down. No broken bones to report but I seem to find a new bruise each hour since I returned home. 
Whining rider report aside, what a mountain bike paradise the Bentonville, Arkansas area is.
In the attached video, you get to see fall number three at the beginning.  Then a view of The Ledges trail which was literally a ride on a ledge and if you veered off the ledge you had some serious ghost riding going on down about 20 feet onto rock. I didn't bite it in The Ledges but somehow found a rocky ravine to fall into just before.
The city of Bentonville is small town America with a monster company within it so heads up for a Walmart reference quite a bit in town. My lodging was A-1 with the some great local flavor at the hotel bar trying to get their Razorback baseball game on the television. They love their college baseball in the south and I couldn't tell you one current Spartan or Wolverine baseball player if my life depended on it.  
It was St. Patrick's day over the weekend and wasn't sure if the Razorback faithful were into the green tradition but they were; so much that I've never seen so many babies (i.e. infants) in the bar in my life Saturday afternoon. Crazy, but not really. 
In addition to the utopia ride, I got to visit my Aunt Pat and cousin Mike who live a little over an hour east of Bentonville. I hadn't seen Mike in some time. He looks like my Uncle Joe and I look like my Dad as we both joked that we hoped there would be no repeat in certain aspects of both lives.
To the Arkansas faithful.....Pig Sooie!!!!!
Trail Head

Redneck version of the bike rack (couldn't resist taking this picture)





best trail name ever

tourist mode

Friday, March 15, 2019

Book Report before Spring Break

A tribute today to those college years when you furiously studied that week before Spring Break to get ready for that mid-term or final exam. A big difference between the two before vacation. Having went to two different colleges, one with two semesters, the other on trimesters, I got to experience both the mid-term and the final exam before break and the break is MUCH better with the latter as the last thing I want to do on Spring Break is worry about a class that still has seven weeks remaining. 
With that, here is my book report before Spring Break:

Grant (biography)
A great read on the life of U.S. Grant. I had read his memoirs awhile back but those were a bit long-winded so this was a nice, concise (yet still over 1,000 pages) tribute to one of the great ones. I can't get enough of reading about the Civil War and the shi* our forefathers went through to create this great country of ours, flaws and all. People assume the war ended and the south just jumped in line to what the north was telling them how it was going to be. The south may have lost the war but uneducated people will act like uneducated people do and as like today, nothing good happens in those scenarios. 
I had forgotten Grant was supposed to join Lincoln at Ford's Theatre that fateful night when Wilkes Booth did a bad thing but Mrs. Grant wanted to get out of town (presumably to avoid Mrs. Lincoln as she was a b-word according to the book) so history might have been different had things went differently. Would Lincoln survive had Grant been with him? I would like to think yes but if security was crap to allow someone to get to the President, I doubt the same crap security would have been different. Who knows. I do know that the only north general with any balls was Grant with William Tecumseh Sherman as a close second.  
As Grant was known to love his whiskey and cigars, the book gives both perspectives on assumed drunkenness during slow times during the war. "The General was tired that evening" were some of the sympathizer views with the other side advising the general can't hold his booze and was falling all over hurling. 
Unconditionally good read. 

Football for a Buck - The Crazy Rise and Crazier Demise of the USFL
One of my favorite reads as I was in high school during the USFL years. Michigan's last pro football champion and I couldn't get enough of it. Michigan Panthers. Best uniforms, bar none. 
An outstanding collection of stories behind the individuals who played in the league back in the 80's. Stories about the Michigan Panther defensive end who had a large 'johnson' and liked to flaunt it to anyone and everyone in the locker room; press and all. A story about a coach having to hire a security firm to guard for his life as a steroid-raged (lot of steroid stories) defensive lineman was not too happy being cut. 
It was all great until our current Prez got greedy, tried to compete with the NFL and down went the league.  







Badasses: The Legend of Snake, Foo, Dr. Death and John Madden's Oakland Raiders
If I could do it all over again I would be an Oakland Raider in the '70's. Curfew Smurfew for the Raiders in the 1970's. Just be ready on Sunday was more or less what Madden told them. And they were. They OWNED the area. Stabler is a hall a famer for being the player he was outside of the football arena. He was a play-uhh. 
Great read.



Basketball: A Love Story
A compilation of stories/narratives from everyone involved in the sport, high school, college, pro, men and women. A good book to put by the crapper because you can open it up at any point and the blurb will be just long enough for you to finish business and not have elbow marks on your thighs from sitting too long.

The Yucks: Two Years in Tampa with the Losingest Team in NFL History
Misery loves company and as a Lion fan, an enjoyable read on the things that can go wrong when the wrong people are in charge. Tampa and Seattle were the expansion teams in '76 and both tried to build different ways. Tampa lost 26 in a row so I don't think their method worked. Thankfully for the people in Tampa, they eventually got new ownership and....wait for it.... they won a Super Bowl! Hint, hint Ford family. It's time. 














Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
As I am a little bit 'outside the box' as I have my oddities (everyone does), I enjoy reading books on others speaking up on their oddities and laughing about it. Enjoy the body you are dealt with.  

Sunday, March 3, 2019

Winter Pedal Review

The winter mountain biking season for those looking to ride in the metropolitan Detroit area this season was a disappointment to say the least. I think its the curse of the local riding chapter's purchase of a trail grooming machine this season. Scared all the snow away. December lacked snow which allowed for moronic riders to destroy the trails during muddy time, January brought about rain/freezing rain/thaw/rain/snow/freezing rain which more or less put a layer of ice on every trail in the area. February brought about the 'polar vortex' allowing for extra freeze on the existing layer of ice. 
This past week, however, presented a nice base of snow so off to Highland Recreation Area Saturday and Sunday this large headed rider went as social media reviews said the trail was a go. It did not disappoint. For friends who have asked about the winter riding experience, I've tried to capture it in the attached. The creative world of film editing allows for the removal of my gasping for air and snail speed climbs. A beautiful morning on a beautiful trail, however.
Trail Head