Chalk up blue jeans for the items my best friend Bird has now destroyed (behind a handful of bushes, boat trailer wires, two stools, a hamper, one coffee table and various items I have not recognized as destroyed yet).
While digging through some old boxes recently, I stumbled upon the attached mock election from my senior year of high school. The copy is in about as good of shape as some of my classmates from 40 years ago. Forty years. Holy shit.
Class jock and funniest walk award winner, signing off for today.