Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Santa Delivers

You ask (and are a good person) and Santa delivers. I asked for a day on the trails to myself and pictured is my ride at the Island Lake Recreation Area trailhead a little after eight this morning. Thank you Santa and happy holidays to all!
Trail Head

Friday, December 21, 2018

Spam Exam - opt out blues

This Internet and electronic e-mail thing is great and everything but since the advent of it, we had to take along the ugly stepchild; spam e-mail. My one e-mail address seems to be a spider web in a spider village of many in collecting junk from anyone and everyone. Attempts to opt out of each are a journey to nowhere as half the time the opt out e-mail comes back un-deliverable. I am not even a political person but somehow got linked to a mass of tea party e-mails recently that got coded as non-spam and you couldn't move them to the junk folder. One site had two opt out links and I chose the wrong one of course. Thankfully my virus protector caught it and gave me the "danger, Will Robinson!" alert.      
Below we have Mrs Giamma advising that I just might be a millionaire and Wilhelm (sounds like a good dog name) advising about some information regarding Eric. Sorry Wilhelm, I'm probably not going to see it.
Not to be outdone, we have the e-mail everyone is looking to get, Publishers Clearing...something advising, no, congratulating me that my e-mail was drawn for winning....a possible virus!!! They are so good with the word placement on these. You bet uneducated Jim Bob is going to open that and click every link possible to uncover the millions! 
And below my winning e-mail, Adrian is apparently trying to reach me. Yo Adrian, I don't know anyone by that name so sorry. 
To A A G, I have no mortgage needs right now (thankfully). 
To the post office, I have no interest in any partnership, especially with someone named Mr. George Williams Mudonille. That is one pompous name.
And spam e-mail wouldn't be complete without a chance at a Ukrainian mail order bride...
To AKDKTK KAKuKtKh (lacking some vowels there AKDKTK), I have nothing of worth in my house so no free quotes needed. 
To US Debt Settle, I thankfully have no debt to settle.
To LCiCpCoCsCuCctio, if I could arrange to have some weight put back ON me as opposed to sucking it out this winter, that would be ideal.
The whole browsing in 'incognito/inprivate' mode is a sham as well. Case in point with the below batch of Keto diet spam e-mails I received shortly after doing some searching on the subject (searched, no e-mail entered on my end). 

As with the crap mail (actual mail) of shopping flyers that has existed longer than my half century  of existence with no escape besides getting a post office box, I am guessing we are stuck with the electronic version as well.
Spam, spam, spam....
Trail Head

Monday, December 10, 2018

Opposite of Murphy's Law

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong" is the premise behind Murphy's Law. I have no idea who Murphy is but I seem to be on a nice run of the opposite of said law as the better half and I hit Chicago this past weekend via train. We had seats with extra leg room with no train delays either way, VERY early check-in at the hotel, a great lunch recommendation from the hotel while being able to catch the end of the State hoop game at said lunch, front row for an afternoon Second City show (funny show), a great dinner recommendation from the hotel (with no food poisoning!) and back on the train Sunday morning with the same great seats we had coming into town. I'm exaggerating but it seemed every downtown crosswalk on Saturday was green; just had the mojo going.   
For the many, many times I've been on Murphy's side, it's nice to be on the other once in a while.  
Trail Head


 


In the holiday spirit, I had my first ever Wayne County Lightfest experience last week as well. I would like to see it again via bicycle so there is no feeling hurried from the vehicles behind you. It was exciting in the truck though getting dumped out after the tour around Warren and Outer Drive. No return driving allowed on Hines Drive after the tour so lock your doors kids. 











Sunday, December 2, 2018

Greeting Cards of Holiday Past

The calendar unofficially turned to the holiday season this weekend. With that, time to dust off the lights, tree, manger scene (have one) and other various trinkets from the closet for the 30 days (or 90 in the case of some of my neighbors) of decorating the property in celebration of xmas/new year's. 
The season also brings about the process of sending holiday cards to friends and family. Yes, I send them out. It all started for me in the early 2000's as my dog Angus was my poser for said cards and a fine poser he was! Whether he was singing 'fa-la-la-la' (he was actually yawning) or throwing a smile out with the Seadog eye patch on, he was a natural. Once Angus moved on, I had to go out of the box a bit for card ideas but had quite a bit of older pictures at my disposal along with a creative  (warped?) sense of humor/imagination. Below are some I've sent.    
I buy a pack of 20 cards/pictures each year and I'll bet probably 15 of those go directly from mailbox to recycle bin for the recipients but for those five individuals that maybe had a bad day and my card gave them at least a grin, the process is all worth it.
For the 20 individuals, this year's card is currently in the editing room so stay tuned.
Trail Head
fa-la-la-la-la

Seadog xmas

Tim has blessed you this holiday season

happy holidays from the Mother Cup champions

all aboard for INSERT YEAR

heads up INSERT YEAR, here I come

mullet xmas

wishing you the very best lovin' in INSERT YEAR

Paws wishes you a great holiday

have a ball in INSERT YEAR

wishing you the best information in INSERT YEAR