Monday, December 25, 2017

50 Takes Down the 20-Something!!!*

It will be with an asterisk and an explanation but yes, this new member of the AARP world pedaled more miles in 2017 than his 20-something urban riding nephew. As for the asterisk/explanation, the conquest was legit as I secretly told nephew Jackson's parents about mid-year that I was going to have more miles at the end. They wisely gave me the advice of not poking the bear as he can click off 1,000 miles quite easily if prodded enough. In addition, he has been knee deep in the sport of bicycle polo (which sounds like fun by the way) which took away from his totals. In addition to the addition, Jackson hit over 3,000 miles in 2016.  
Regardless, 2017 is mine Millennial Boy!!! And there are no second place ribbons in my world.
My championship belt will last forever as I will be riding off the grid in 2018. I gave the bicycle tracking phone app one full calendar year to try. I like the route tracking process, it gets people off the couch and discovered some new trails but found 'following' other people's workouts odd; especially when some hit the same trail each time. Again, happy that folks are out pedaling but it just didn't do it for me and would rather devote my time to enjoying the scenery in the middle of a ride versus worrying that my tracking app is properly re-starting.
2017 Riding Champion of the Universe, signing off.
Trail Head

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Listen to the Little Man

I normally keep content in this space reserved for happy occasions, some corny chuckles and hopefully some cool pictures to share. On occasion, however, I need to call out something that needs to be called out; like a police officer lacking morals (should not be a police officer). Today's lesson is to always listen to the little man and a present day story of a monster who didn't listen to the little man. 
Here is a list I compiled via my melon and the information superhighway where whomever was making the decision, whether it be one or a group, just didn't listen to the little man telling them its not a good idea:
  • Thursday night football (thought I would like it but its too much; the product shows it as well)
  • Magic Johnson as a talk show host (it was painful to watch)
  • Chevy Chase as a talk show host (equally painful)
  • new Coke (there are so many versions of Coke these days, I can't keep track) 
  • Edsel/Aztek* (*although both considered flops, I am too young for the Edsel and Aztek owners told me they enjoyed their vehicles)
  • replacing Ernie Harwell (What the hell were you thinking Bo?)
  • Gary Cherone in Van Halen (sounded like a good idea at the time...)
  • hiring a broadcaster to be the general manager of a professional football team (also sounded like a good idea at the time...)
  • Lou Gramm-less Foreigner (tough voice to mirror)
  • Piston teal uniforms (actually did a paper in grad school on said ugly uniforms)
  • XFL (heard rumors they might try again)
  • TV version of Animal House, Delta House (can't have a PG version of Animal House)
  • NFL color rush uniforms (yeah....no)

  • hockey in Atlanta (tried to force it in there twice; didn't take - people that want soccer back in Detroit after it failed multiple times should take note)
  • Joanie loves Chachi (this was WAY past Fonzie jumping over the shark)
  • deciding the Flint River would be an ideal water source to save a few bucks (cannot believe)
  • Playboy with clothes on (they lost my subscription)
  • have 'The Who' concert with 3/4 of the 18,000+ tickets being general admission/first come-first served (f***ed up)
  • sub-prime mortgages (the long-term red numbers don't lie yet greed was unfortunately the word 10 years ago)
  • any remakes and Part II, III, IV, V, etc...movies with 'The Godfather' as the exception (is Hollywood really out of ideas?)
  • O.J. authoring a book (we believe you Juice)
Which leads us to a present day monster; pictured above as the sender of an e-mail offer. The group    probably has a net worth greater than most banks, however, money cannot buy common sense and  they are lacking it. The monster who makes a 'jillion' dollars from ticket surcharges decided in one of their marketing meetings that they needed more. With that, last week I received the e-mail from them with an offer ("Last Call" as the title) to buy a souvenir Tom Petty (passed in October) ticket copy of the ticket I already paid $80 for back in July. I will put money on it that a majority of the group in said marketing meeting heard about the plan and cringed. The dirt in the ground he is buried in hasn't even settled yet and someone needs that bump in the numbers. Sad.
Listen to the little man.
Trail Head

Monday, December 11, 2017

What can Brown do for you? Quite a bit.

The bike tour headed south this past weekend to the place I called home in the late 90's, Indiana.
More specifically, Brown County State Park in Nashville, Indiana; about 45 minutes south of Indianapolis. Unfortunately, I had already moved back to Michigan by the time they started building these INCREDIBLE trails around 2004. Ranked as some of the best mountain biking in the Midwest, it did not disappoint.
The State of Indiana is pretty much flat in general with farm fields for miles and miles and John Cougar, the Bob Seger of Indiana, singing "Pink Houses" on some station AT ALL TIMES. The Nashville area is the exception to the Indiana stereotype though (well, most of the stereotypes); rolling hills throughout. I am still trying to figure out, however, how half of the area has an accent that came straight from Mayberry R.F.D. and the other sounding like Eddie Murphy's impression of a white guy talking. There is no middle ground yet they all grew up here!
Back to the ride though. Of the six different loops I hit Saturday and Sunday, my favorite (and probably everyone else's) would be the Hobbs Hollow Flow Trail. It's not the Hobbs Hollow "Bust Your Ass" trail, it has two man made flows (followed by two manageable climbs) that have you feeling like you're a kid again just learning how to ride for the first time. Quite a thrill. I added a clip below from Sunday's ride down it. The first song playing in the video pretty much sums up the tone of my speed, or lack there of, but whose in a hurry anyway with such a beautiful landscape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSbzZ58GO1U

And thank you to all the friendly Hoosier riders I encountered over the weekend who helped this large headed peddler find his way a few times when the signs weren't looking right (good signage overall in the park though).
I'll be back Brown County.
Trail Head 

friendly Hoosiers helped me find my way




bridge over Salt Creek entering the park

rode by a couple of these chimneys
- would be a great evening place to gather by the fire


Hesitation Point

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Piling On

Yep, I was one of the couple thousand zombies in attendance this morning to say a last goodbye to the place, good or bad, for professional football, good or bad; the Silverdome. I was in the area and the local police were being cool and allowing people to park right along M-59 for a last look.
My last goodbye will have to wait it appears.
It went boom and then like a Calvin Johnson 'continuation of the catch' being under review, we all waited, and waited, and waited; it did not fall. And now a poor (and probably now unemployed) engineer is trying to put together what went wrong for something he/she had been planning for over a year. 
And then everyone with a social media account jumped on the pile. I can't take credit for these but here goes:
  • The Pontiac Silverdome did not implode this morning. I guess the building is not used to implosion on a Sunday until 1 PM.
  • City of Pontiac setting up a Go Fund Me page for something stronger than Black Cats & M80s.
  • The Lions are aware of the failed demolition of the Silverdome and will have no further comment at this time.
  • The Silverdome has been upgraded to probable.
  • According to reports, the Silverdome is now in implosion protocol. Probably out two weeks.
  • Once again, angry people leave the Silverdome after a disappointing ending.
  • Silverdome: 1   Explosions: 0
  • They tried to implode the Pontiac Silverdome. It didn't work, like most game plans in there on Sundays.
  • The Silverdome still stands after explosives went off. Most Detroit thing ever.
  • The explosions went off, and the old girl just stood there, smiled and said "Really?"
  • Silverdome plays host to yet another failed performance.
Goodbye old lady; someday I guess.
Trail Head
this picture is POST boom so these two have some guts
fellow zombies waiting for something that isn't coming
and some xmas cheer in the crowd

UPDATE--> More social media piling on the following day:




Saturday, November 18, 2017

Celebrity Shout Out

Thanks to my sister for using her sales moxie in getting one of my favorite Lions to give a birthday shout out. Notice her directing ability in the video. When she says "go," people listen. The Lions could use that kind of direction. 
Thanks Sis; and Herman!!
Trail Head


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HeiIU6F_6k


Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Things to do at 50....

Father Time says I'm 50 today. The first bullet point in the handbook of life of what to do at age 50 doesn't look like much of a celebration...
Trail Head


Sunday, November 12, 2017

Day Tripper - Celebrating Old Arenas

My employer added a new vacation day this year so last Friday was found money as I forgot we had it off until last Monday. I got my pea brain to work on someplace I wanted to see. I love me some sports history and Williams Arena, aka "The Barn," at the University of Minnesota fit the bill. Turning 90 next year (the locals in the stands gave me ALL the history; good people), the place is something special. Besides some All-American player and team tributes and some basic concessions, there is no concourse; which I liked. You are there to see a game. Imagine that? The two foot raised playing floor adds to the experience. The place reminded me a bit of a bigger Jenison Fieldhouse with a splash of Butler's Hinkle Fieldhouse. I have been fortunate enough to see games in all. And Calihan Hall is no slouch. Love the old arenas. Look out Palestra in Philly, I may be visiting soon.
Trail Head
rock on 'Goldy'



tourist mode

have to climb up this floor






can't go wrong with the trough
nice campus
not sure what the deal was with the colored
overalls but there was a 'jillion' students wearing them
the mighty Mississippi
Vikings new stadium

Sunday, November 5, 2017

29 Miles of Intensity

The 2017 racing season came to a close for this scribe Saturday at the Iceman Cometh Challenge in Kalkaska/Traverse City. And what a way to go out. A 29 mile jaunt (never used that word before) from downtown Kalkaska, through the Pere Marquette State Forest and ending at the eastern tip of Traverse City; it was a bear. Nephew Jackson had told me about the race before so I had to see what the fuss was all about in person. As the saying goes, "Have you heard of it? It's a pretty big deal." Starting with 35 riders in 1990 (looked it up), the race had close to 4,000 participants this year with a peak of 5,795 in 2014.  There is your Iceman history for today. 
I saw just about all of the United States represented in the parking lot via license plates, including our Canadian friends to the north. It was quite a scene to see. 
The race itself seemed like a flashback of what I've seen throughout the last 25 or so years on the trails as every shape and size rider was represented. I passed and was passed by the hardcore rider, the beer belly rider with the tight riding shirt, the blue jean rider (seriously saw one Saturday), the ambiguously gay duos (not that there isn't anything wrong with it) with matching spandex outfits, the husband/wife riding together with a splash of bickering, the PMS rider (she was not happy when she didn't get the "on your left call" - ha), the plumber butt rider, the rider with the radio attached for all to hear (I don't want to hear your music), a few derailleur failures and many riders stopping to stretch their hamstrings (mine were on a 'code red' at about mile 20). 
As the race isn't called the "Sun"-man, Saturday morning's weather as you can see in the attached radar picture was going to be interesting. My truck on the way to the shuttle bus parking lot said 33 degrees around 8 AM. I can handle the cold but keep that rain away; and thankfully besides a few spits here and there, it stayed dry for the most part up until I finished near 2 PM. The snow/rain that hit the night before, however, made for a slick surface throughout the trail. No 'lollylagging' allowed or down you go! Thankfully no spills or mechanical issues for me.
doppler about 2 hours before my wave start -
thankfully held off until I finished
As the race is from point A to point B and not a loop that ends where it starts, the organizers had to have a way to transport close to 4,000 people to the starting line. A series of coach buses for the riders and moving trucks for the bicycles; problem solved. The shuttle bus ride visual (picture below) had a little bit of everything in terms of rider moods. Some nervous, some equipment checking, some eating, some updating their social media status, some talking in funny accents and some taking pictures. I was looking at the snow on the rooftops as we rode along M-72 towards Kalkaska. I was also thinking, "damn, this is a little bit of a ride." 
No, I didn't win my age class Saturday coming in 59th out of 80. I didn't win but as the saying goes, I was brave in the attempt. I'm still feeling it in the legs as I type this (waaa.....). I was seriously feeling good about my riding time but then looked up the professionals who did the same course about an hour faster than me. Thank you reality. I was one tired rider. My "on your left/right" calls while passing others early on in the race were clear and the passing was smooth but towards the last quarter with fatigue setting in, passing became a chore. You were happy to be able to mumble the "L" or the "R" as you grunted your way by some wet leaves. Body and brain in a duel. I loved it. I don't have a picture of it but I enjoyed the finish line scene. The last 200 yards or so wind through the crowd and while I was ready to hurl on said crowd, it made for a great capper to the season.  
Trail Head
shuttle bus to the starting line











59th out of 80 in my age group


Sunday, October 29, 2017

Mass of Green hits the Windy City


Me and about 5,000 other Spartan slappies converged upon the Windy City Saturday to see if this dream of a football season (not pretty, but getting the W's) would continue. It unfortunately didn't but with a trip to Chicago, you forget about the loss pretty quickly. 
The libations were starting early and going strong for my contingent of 5,000 as a group had the State chants going on in the trains out to Evanston from downtown. The chants continued at the bars prior to the game. The liquid confidence was there for these 20-somethings. I had none. This is State football. Need I say more. Needless to say, there were no chants on the train ride back downtown after the loss; just the armchair quarterbacks talking about their glory days. I've heard it before youngsters.  
An added bonus after the game in that night time brought out the Halloween costumes as every bar seemed to have an outing going on. I witnessed quite a few cold costume walkers with minimal clothing, toughing it out, trying to hoof it to the next bar; can't mess up that cat outfit!!
The weekend itself gets a gold star for efficiency. The train out of Ann Arbor Saturday morning, in Chicago at 11, get a bonus early check-in at the hotel, train to Evanston, lunch in Evanston, game, train back downtown, hotel, shower, dinner at Harry Caray's (f*****g awesome food) and the first train out of Chicago this morning; home by 1:30 PM. The trains came through and thankfully I didn't have a repeat of that fateful New Year's Eve back in 2008; link below.
http://molsonbiketour.blogspot.com/2008/01/cheese-country-happy-new-year-not-so.html
Go Green.
Trail Head


all State fans (end zone as well)




L train stop

Sunday, October 15, 2017

That's what it's all about

To give non-riders a perspective of the feeling of pedaling with the music player in your ears, this blind squirrel learned how to add music to the helmet cam videos so you thankfully don't have to hear me groaning, coughing and talking to myself. You get Black Bob throwing out some soul. 
With that, below is a two minute highlight from one of best trails in Southeast Michigan; pedaled this past Friday the 13th!! No visuals of black cats spilling salt while hanging out under ladders; just utopia.
As the Hokey Pokey song goes, that's what it's all about!
Trail Head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=honfty0nTNE



Of course its not all fun and glory as the attached video illustrates. Sometimes you just have to say "not today."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zkW2nv8P8k

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Tribute

I am late in giving the man his accolades but we lost a great entertainer last week with T. Petty passing on. In tribute to the man who entertained the hell out of me three times (the third is a bit foggy) at Pine Knob, I give you the Leechbombs with their take on a Petty favorite. The harmonica player looks very similar to a large headed mountain biker. 

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Mountain Town Fish


The annual Chippewa River fish in Mt. Pleasant received a different perspective yesterday as we left the river vessels at home and fished the river shore via Chipp-A-Waters and Island Parks. I am kicking myself for not utilizing the parks more during my two year stay at CMU back in the 80's as both parks are still A-number-1 with some nice upgrades in the 30 years since. Great to see.
For the Saturday fish stories, the river holes were there for the fish taking but the production was minimal for the group as an 8 inch bass took top billing for the day. We sure couldn't complain about the conditions though as I don't believe I saw a cloud all day. Regardless if we are catching them by foot or by sea, its about the people and the group of Chippewa alums in my company did not disappoint. 
Chip-oo-wah!!!
Trail Head




Mike doing his Statue of Liberty impression (nailed it)
Island Park
Island Park

Chipp-A-Waters Park
Island Park


Island Park

Chipp-A-Waters Park
Chipp-A-Waters Park
Chipp-A-Waters Park
Chipp-A-Waters Park


 


Island Park