Sunday, May 15, 2022

senility kicking in

While working on project number 813 at the new place yesterday, I heard a gun shot in the distance. It's not hunting season and don't believe there are open hunting areas (or gun ranges) in the area so it gave me pause but moved on with my project. About 20 minutes later, another gun shot. I was expecting maybe a siren sound coming soon but nothing. A third gun shot came a little after that. Still no siren. 
Project completed, it was time for a cold beverage so into town on my bicycle I went, gun shots or not. While leaving, I heard another gun shot and some crowd cheering. As I pedaled towards the cheering, I found the root cause of said gun shots. They were from the starter pistol at the track meet up the road.
Senility rules!
Trail Head



 

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

new neighbors

With new surroundings come new neighbors and so far, so good. 
My immediate neighbor to the north of me is retired veteran Jerry. Still driving at 80+ but haven't seen him out lately so hoping for the best there.  
I share an alley with two other homes (ideal as I don't have to shovel said alley) and met neighbor Jim from said alley last weekend. He's been in town with his family since around 2000. Seems like a good, honest person but not sure what to make of Jim.
To the immediate south I met Emma who was checking up on her place as she and her Farmington family live there part time in the summer and rent out sparingly. The attached 'hippee' sign is her place. "I love Jim Morrison" she said in her thick accent (that I am horrible at placing) after I inquired on the sign.  
Lastly, two doors down is an ideal neighbor for someone who needs their front lawn ripped up. Brent of Brent's Excavating was doing just that this morning. Brent looks like he could be actor Sam Elliott's brother. Good family there.
Trail Head



Sunday, April 24, 2022

big brother is watching - for free shipping, watch on...

A little while after moving in, I received a 30 day offer from the monster mail mall company for free shipping and all the other perks that come along with it (sorry, said monster doesn't need any more advertising so not naming them here).
A shocker that they knew I had moved.....   :      )     Big brother is watching, blah, blah, blah.... Jimmy cracked corn and I could give a crap. The nearest big box store for what I need on my 1,000 house projects is close to an hour away so bring on free shipping!!!
Project number 653 was yesterday, replacing eight ceiling light fixtures that looked like the ones at your Aunt Hazel's house back in the 70's. The fact that you are reading this today confirms that I didn't electrocute myself during the process so that is a good thing.
Trail Head
used to be white I believe 


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Sunday, April 17, 2022

still learning my way

Today's new home lesson involves the exciting process of trash collection. Monday is trash day in the city so two weeks ago, this large headed one, thinking that trash collection was part of the local taxes, put his trash at the corner. Fast forward to Monday evening and said trash was still there so I pulled it in and waited until the following Monday. 
The following Monday came, the trash placed out and here comes the trash collectors. They stop, glance at my trash bag.....and drive away without picking up said trash bag. 
A quick call to City Hall and it turns out I needed to either rent a garbage can or purchase a sheet of bag stickers from the city. I've never experienced the sticker process (never heard of it until now) so I'm giving it a try. Tag each bag with a limit of 55 pounds and the bag capacity 35 gallons. That is one large ass bag of trash. Besides post moving trash, I normally only have one bag so it made money sense.
Until the next life lesson...
Trail Head

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Betsie Valley views

I had my maiden bicycle ride last weekend around the area, specifically the Betsie Valley Trail. A part paved, part crushed rock trail, it starts more or less at my front door and goes along Betsie Lake, the Betsie River, around the southeast side of Crystal Lake, into Beulah and to Thompsonville, about 22 miles total one way. I did the U-turn at Crystal Lake but a nice creation. 
Today you get a history lesson as well on the origination of the "Betsie" name as it isn't named after a local lady but derived from the French la rivière aux Bec-scies, meaning "river of sawbill ducks" (bec-scie). I looked it up and the internet is never...
Enjoy this short clip. 
Trail Head


Thursday, April 7, 2022

Anyone have any good toaster oven recipes?

A shout out to anyone out there in Benzie County who has experience hooking up appliances, please reach out to me at the contact noted on the cover page as meals consisting of rotisserie chickens from the local market (not that there's anything wrong with it) and toaster oven creations are starting to get old. 
The reply I'm getting quite a bit is "I'll be back in touch." I HAVE MONEY!!!! Most vendors unfortunately are, as most places out there, understaffed so I'll patiently wait and enjoy my delicious (??) mini-pizza bagels from the toaster oven.
Trail Head




Sunday, March 27, 2022

Book II - The North Experience

The tour has moved north on a permanent basis, specifically Frankfort. Not retiring yet but the faint light bulb came on for me last fall when we were in our second year of work-from-home Covid time as my 31st year of work came through.  I wanted to move to northern Michigan and work from home on a permanent basis. I had proven over those 31 years that my accountability was off the charts and don't mean to be big headed (I am the largemelon after all) but my company needs me right now as the young workers of today seem to jump jobs at the sight of any shiny object; but that is a topic for another day. With that, I put together a proposal to one of our big wigs with the fancy bullet points outlining the reasoning. Once I found a place north, my office time would be over and they were good with it.
Step 1 complete. On to Step 2; finding a home. 
I had five areas in mind, in no particular order. Boyne City, Charlevoix, East Jordan, Petoskey and Frankfort. Last November I stayed up around those areas for a few days, got a feel of what I was up against and put my name in with some local realtors. I was warned that properties weren't staying on the market long and to be ready. They were right. Not a time to lollygag as I was doing just that while a few I asked about were long gone by the time I inquired about them. I got in for the bidding on a place in Boyne City that was ideal but my bid was swarmed by five others. This was one day on the market. Yikes.
The Frankfort place had been on the market since November with an excessive price and needed some work. Come January, the price was reduced considerably and I rationalized (love a good rationalization) that I can make the updates as the location was ideal. Sold by an estate, I was able to get it a bit below list price knowing the many updates that would be needed. 
Step 2 complete. On to Step 3; selling my home.
Hats off to the many people who have made additions over the years at the place (and to my compulsive cleaning habit) but it sold quite quickly at an ideal price and will be closing up that place next Friday. 
I took possession of the Frankfort place on March 14th and as you can see, my furniture is not here yet. Quite a state-of-the-art work space there, eh? 
I had new appliances delivered but the delivery people brought the wrong gas oven hoses so the local eateries are getting a lot of my business this past week. It's been kind of a blessing as I have had a chance to taste test and meet my fellow local folk. Some very nice people here. I also learned of locations to hit once the tourist season kicks in this summer to avoid said tourists.  
While I work here in the echo chamber, my many, many projects are in process. The previous owner utilized the local post office for their mail so my place had no mailbox/post. My ice auger came in handy for the dig and the local hardware store (kind of like Cunningham Hardware on Happy Days) sold their one mailbox post. Bring on the junk mail!

very modern TV stand

I'll post any updates of the projects and hopefully tell some good stories of the northern Michigan experience (besides shoveling snow).
Trail Head